Sunday, May 22, 2011

End of the World, Part 2

Well, I checked with a reliable source - the world didn't end yesterday.

I had read some people threatened to commit crimes and run amuck before armageddon. Our family experienced this first hand when someone stole my son's basketball shoes off our front porch.

As for The Family Radio Network and Harold Camping, I think you owe some of your members a refund. Or, you can recalculate your prediction. Again.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Stinky Shoe Thief

Why would anyone steal used shoes? Especially my son's stinky basketball shoes (two pair), and an old pair of basketball slippers?

Over the last few days, several men have come to my door, selling contractor services. I can see them, but I rarely answer the door to them when I'm home alone.

Call me paranoid.

I suspect, one of these guys, for whatever reason, off'd with my son's shoes. Quite honestly, one pair of those shoes smelled SO bad, I had to store them outside, so Stinky Shoe Thief gets what he deserves.

Unfortunately, that means I have to go and buy a new pair, plus a pair of slippers, which will cost me a bundle.

I hope those old shoes give that jerk a damnable case of athletes' foot.