The Gewgaw: A face only a nut could love

I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.

Actually, just one. He's for sale. He's a hollowed out coconut box. Frankly, I-don't-really-know-what-the-heck-it-is, it may not even be a coconut. But, he's awfully cute. In an homely sort of way.

You can pick him here.