Saturday, May 29, 2010

You stole my newspaper, biatch!

The title of this one is my pathetic attempt at being hip...

My hubnut is grousing about the theft of our Saturday Daily Breeze. This is the second week it's gone missing (in a row, that is - it's gone missing before.) I'm slightly ticked because I wanted to do the crossword puzzles while my son gets his hair cut.

Hubnut is plotting to catch the thief by lying in wait next week - at 6'4", 230+lbs, and a bigger head than Conan O'Brien's, he's a pretty scary mofo.

Apparently, neighbors are typically responsible for these thefts, at least according to this and this and this.

I think embarrassing the perp is the best preventative. Any suggestions?

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