ChestNUTS

Yeah for chestnuts!

Yeah for their hot steamy center!

Yeah for their low fat calories!

Yeah for their yummy taste!

Yeah when the shells peel right off!

Boo when one assplodes in the oven, coating the interior in chestnut shrapnel.

Boo when the shells stick to the nut and you have to scrape them with your teeth.

Boo because they take so long to cook.

Boo when the last one you peel open is rotten.