The Gewgaw, Weiner Dog Thing

I don't know what this is, which begs the question why trade two perfectly good dollars for this, but one look, and I knew it had to be mine.

It has the body of a dog, but the face of a human, with slits in its nose, tail and feet - like some weird tinkertoy chimera. Maybe I can stick a photo in its nose slit or tail and eke some function out of it.