The Gewgaw, Confucius Ashtray

Confucius say, 'Double entendre.' You decide which one is the most appropriate.

Here is a real K'ung Fu Tzu quote that does sound suspiciously like the one on the ashtray:

"He who will not economize will have to agonize."

I read in Wikipedia that Confucius, as a chid, placed ritual vases on the sacrifice table. I wonder if he was responsible for emptying the ashtrays.