I know this is a little macabre, but what the hey - it's almost Halloween.
My idea of a good funeral is being buried for less than the cost of an expensive meal. I don't want strangers handling me, shooting me up with formaldyhyde, sewing my eyes shut, and putting bad makeup on my face. Nor do I want to be hermetically sealed until my festering gasses explode. Just burn me up, good and proper.
However, I might consider these as possible candidates for my final containment.
"...a tisket, a tasket, I'm buried in a basket..."
Just. Plain. Cool. Would keep it in the garage, and only wipe it with a diaper.
"Fra-gee-lay..." And I would demand they pack me in excelsior with a leg lamp.
Just like Tutankamon! Except cardboard.
Completely biodegradable and 100% groovy.
I decided to live it up - I urned it.
Must be Shaq's.
Finding Nemo - and a little surprise.
And finally...
What, no triple word score?
Monday, October 15, 2007
Coffins I like
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Why would you think of doing a blog on coffins? It's a tiny bit abnormal!
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